N Sandwich

my name is quick. my name is slick.

although my name never jumps over a candle stick.

my name is an “N” sandwich with Egg, Lettuce, Salami, and Onion.

my name is encompassed by the most delectable taste

but if students say my name, i will be sure they are laid to waste.

I get crazy in the summer

my name attacks like a champion with a fierce passion.

my name says check my swag and they'll see I’m in fashion.

my name can sound like the whitest teacher at echs

or it can sound like coolest Hispanic on lc’s campus.

my name should be in every student’s repertoire

because in the English world it may help them get far.

mispronounce my name and asperity in me they won’t see

because I believe there’s no need for such hostility.

my name came from my mama and papa,

so if you want to make fun of it, I might have to drop ya.

please don’t get confused by everything I am trying to say.

You, a student, should just call me Mr. J.